Several weeks ago (towards the end of July) I’d returned home from the market and was waiting for the elevator when Emily, a young woman I know on the first floor passed by on her way to the trash room. (Each floor has a trash room around the corner from the elevator.) I smiled, she did the same. She opened the trash door and tossed in a small cardboard box and I said “um, the sign says flatten all boxes.” (I was just teasing her, that’s sorta my thang y’know.)
She replied “I can’t, it’s full of dirt.” I laughed and said okay.
Then she said “I got scammed.” Huh?
I first met Emily last summer, 2-3 months after moving into the Tiffany. I was getting my mail one day the same time she was, and a certain envelope in my box compelled me to whisper “Yes!” I looked to see if she’d noticed—yep! I’d seen Emily around before— Asian-American, looks around 29-30. Always wears her shiny hair pulled up on her head. I told her I’d just moved back to Pittsburgh, this was my new voter’s registration card. She asked if a special election was coming up, I said yes the mid-terms next year. VERY special. She laughed & said she got it. I asked “Are you going to vote Democrat too? ‘Cause you know, us minorities gotta stick together...” She asked what sort of minority I was, I told her I was a genius and there’s fewer of us than people think. Now this young woman didn’t know me from Adam, for all she knew I was some middle-aged crackpot—but she laughed & said yes, she was voting Democrat too. I liked her instantly. I don’t see her too often (different floors, she’s a nurse who works a lot of late shifts for Allegheny Health System) but she’s the rare apartment neighbor you can walk up & talk to.
Getting back to her being scammed, I asked what happened. She said “I paid $20 for a Chinese Money plant from one of those nurseries on Amazon.” (Nurseries on Amazon?) “It was supposed to be a healthy plant in a 4” pot, what I got was this.” I followed her into the trash room as she retrieved and opened that small box she’d tossed. Inside was a scattering of dirt, a narrow plastic bag & a skinny green stalk—at it’s top was a small round greenish yellow leaf, cracked down its center. I said “Wow… maybe they just send cuttings to get you started?” She said “I want what I paid for.” She folded the lid shut again and dropped it back into the bin. I asked her if she was going to write a nasty review, she said “That won’t get me my money back, they need to hear from me DIRECT.” Go Emily!
Later that evening while watching tv, I saw it was after midnight and decided to get ready for bed. I thought about that little cardboard box in her trash room. They empty the trash rooms every night between 2-3am… it’ll be gone in the morning. I put on my slippers, went downstairs and retrieved that box.
The photo of the Chinese Money plant that Emily was expecting; she’s right, she got ripped!
So the next morning I got on my computer to check out this bogus plant for sale, and did a little reading. Comes from the southern province of China, it’s also known as a UFO or pancake plant because of its round leaves. Not a common houseplant in the United States, so they tend to be expensive. Now when it comes to green thumbs, mine are anything but—but my apartment DOES get a lot of light, unlike my old place where nothing grew but mold spores on my bathroom ceiling. I figured what the heck and plopped the stem down in a small glass of water, sat it in the kitchen windowsill and waited. The first day nothing, the second it’s only leaf fell off! But on the third (when I was ready to dump that glass down the drain) I saw what looked like a short, wavy hair from the bottom of that stem—is that a root? 2 days later, I saw a hint of a green curlicue at its top.
I’m going to surprise Emily with a full grown Chinese Money plant.
A couple days later after getting a haircut, I popped into the local Ace Hardware to pick up a clay pot (they had one left!) & some potting soil. When the clerk showed me where the dirt was, I asked “Do you have anything smaller than 10 lb. bags? I used to work in a Garden Shop back in the ‘80s, we sold it in sacks small as 2 pounds. I remember one time—“ Then I noticed the young man’s agonized expression… oops! Sorry about that, us older folk tend to ramble. I came home and potted my stem.
For a week it did nothing. Then one morning when I trudged into my kitchen to make some coffee—that little stem was half upright with 2 tiny round leaves! (I get excited pretty easily.) I moved the pot to the big window in my living room where I could give it adoring glances while on my computer or watching tv.
And here’s how it looks now, 5-6 weeks later. From a stem! I thought a lot about keeping it, it’s really grown on me. But I DID sort of plan for it to be a surprise for Emily, so a couple days ago when I saw her white Taurus in the back parking lot, I took it down to her apartment.
It looks more like an octopus right now, but it’s springing a new leaf every 2-3 days; It’s alive, it’s alive!
When she answered, I told her I hoped I hadn’t woken her or anything, I wanted to show her something. She said “Oh you got one of those money plants. Did I tell you I got my money back?” I said no and by the way, this is YOUR plant, I rescued it from the trash. She said “Wow! For real?? Where’d you get that pot?” I told her it was the last of its kind from Ace Hardware. Then I said it was a little gift, I hoped she liked it. She said “Aw, thank you. Hmm. I’d take the pot if you want to give it up, but you can keep the plant.” What!
I said “Well, they kinda go together, I thought you wanted one of these?”
She said “I did... just not that one.” What!!
I told her it was pretty happy in its little pot, I didn’t think it was ready to fly the coop just yet. She laughed and said okay, I looked pretty attached to both. I said I was and I guess this makes me an indian giver. (I had to tell her what an indian giver was… she just smiled at me.) You know what, I really am a middle-aged crackpot.
Oh well, this Chinese warrior is back in the windowsill where it belongs.
That was a great story, Doug!
ReplyDeleteThanks Iikka, sure is nice to hear from you! :)
DeleteUmmm... She sure hasn't learned the Asian way of accepting things gracefully. That was very kind of you, Doug. I think the plant is attached to you anyway.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Thank you Kay! I still have the plant and you should see how big it's gotten! As for Emily, she just likes to torture me--she's a terrific person, I rarely see her these days :)
DeleteI told Art about your experience and he was really irritated that someone would respond that way to a kindly intentioned gift. I told you that plant loves you.
DeleteKay, you & Art are too kind! But Emily really is a nice person, she's just young & "wants what she wants". I wound up moving that awesome money tree plant to a much bigger pot, it stands almost 2 feet tall and clippings from it have become new plants for a couple neighbors and my kitchen & bedroom windowsills. So in essence, she's the one who gifted me. :)
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