Showing posts with label Work-Related. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Work-Related. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

Remembering the days when I was somebody-- with a badge

The other week when I was going thru a shoebox of old photos in my closet, I came across a couple of work badges that really surprised me.  I thought I'd lost these or turned them in years ago. 

I wish one of them had been for my first IT job in downtown Pittsburgh.  It said:  Omega Systems, Information Technology & Consulting Services.  

Below that it had my name, with "Data Services Specialist".  

I was so proud of that badge.  After dropping out of college and floundering for a few years in minimum wage jobs, I went back to school and landed my first professional position in 1988.

I wore a suit to work everyday, sat behind a desk and drew up flowcharts and met with users and wrote a thousand computer programs.  I loved it and woke up every morning thanking my lucky stars.  

Anyway, no Omega Systems badge in the shoebox, darn it.  But here's an early ID badge I was required to clip on my breast pocket when I visited secured areas as a consultant for Allegheny County Computer Services.

I sure miss those days!


Here's an official work badge from Allegheny County.  After 10 years as a contractor for the county, I was working at GNCorp but was miserable and knew I had to find a new job.  I contacted an IT headhunter and got an offer right away from BNY Mellon.  At the same time, my former boss from Allegheny County Computer Services heard I was looking and offered me a permanent position.

I took the county offer, I could set my own schedule and even dress business casual, a rarity at the time.  But right after I started, Mellon came back with another offer that was 5K higher in salary. 

The look on my face below says it all--the people at the county were like family, but I had to reconsider Mellon's offer.  I worked out a deal with both and went to work at Mellon after 3 months.  

As for Mellon, I enjoyed my work there but my supervisor and I did not get along.  After a couple years I got an offer from UPMC and decided to move on.  When I gave Mellon my 2 week notice, they took my green metallic work-badge and handed me a paper "Temp Employee" badge.

And finally, my work badge from UPMC Health Plan.  I worked there 16 years, retired, then a couple years later they called and asked if I wanted to come back.  I was so flattered I said ok and did, for a bit.

Once you've had a taste of freedom though, it's hard to go back to that grind.  But I confess, some days I miss my working years still.


Thursday, January 22, 2026

Silly but True Stories, Vol. 2: It's the Pittsburgh Post Gazette, Ms. Worley

A couple days ago on the local news they announced that this May, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette will cease publication.  It's had one heck of a run, the newspaper has been in circulation over 200 years.  I still can't believe it myself, but it's been years since I read the morning paper, let alone bought one.  

Anyway, I've probably mentioned this here before but during my working years, I caught one of two buses to get to downtown Pittsburgh and home again.  The Bellevue Business Flyer & the 16B.  I much preferred the Flyer as it got you downtown twice as fast (no stops between) and also had various drop offs downtown, close to my office.  But it ran on a limited schedule, so I often wound up on the 16B, which had one stop downtown--across the street from the Benedum Center.

The Benedum Center is where Broadway comes to Pittsburgh--gorgeous inside, I've seen several shows there over the years.  (The picture below is my brother-in-law Jim and my niece Sophia at the Benedum to see The Nutcracker a couple years ago.)


One morning in the summer of 1997, I rode the 16B downtown to my job at the Allegheny County Dept of Aging.  I didn't always wear a suit in the summer, but I did wear a shirt & tie.  I had gotten off the bus, was heading up the street when I saw one of the brass doors of the center open, and a tallish woman sort of stumbled out, wearing a long flowery robe.  She had dark hair piled high on her head, with a big pink scarf tied around it.

She looked sleepy and confused, and I remember she was squinting.  She was looking to the right and left, then saw me across the street and said "Boy!  Boy, over here!"  Was she for real?  I was 35 years old!  I was carrying a briefcase!  I shouted back "Yes?"  She said "Where can I find a morning paper!"  I said "You mean the Post Gazette?  Up on Liberty, that's right up the street here--turn right, there's a big news stand on the next block!"

She shouted back "Get me a paper and bring it inside if I'm not out here!"  and wagged her thumb at the theater's doors behind her.  What the--?!  I shouted back "I'm going the other way, I have to go to work!  Sorry!"  She just stared at me, then turned around and went back inside.

When I got to the office, I told a couple of coworkers about the run-in with the strange woman in front of the Benedum, and I said "This is going to sound crazy, but the more I think about it, the more she looked like JoAnne Worley, that comedienne who used to be on Laugh-In."  

Around lunchtime, my boss came over to my desk and dropped a newspaper down, folded open to the Arts section--it said JOANNE WORLEY IS MAMA ROSE IN "GYPSY" AT THE BENEDUM.  What was she doing there at 7:30 in the morning?  Did she spend the night there after the opening of her show?  Was her name on the marquee?  

I wish I had known who it was at the time, I might've gotten that paper for her after all--and maybe a free ticket to her show as well.  Oh well!  


Thursday, January 4, 2024

Steve’s sheet, money shame, what is it and why do I even have it

A few weeks ago my old buddy and former coworker Steve R. retired.  He sat in the cubicle behind mine for several years, and they don’t come nicer, funnier or more helpful than Steve.  I love the guy.

Steve is 64 and wanted to retire 4 years ago, but then covid struck, the stock market (and his retirement account) crashed and his wife Cindy got very ill.  It took long enough but everything turned around (and Cindy’s all better), so better late than never.  A week after he retired, Steve texted me one night and said “Doug, Cindy is sending me out at 9:30 for chicken & rice!  It’s pretty late but this is how we roll in Retirement Town!” 

Since then, I’ve heard about Retirement Town 3-4 times and I’m glad he’s enjoying it.  I can’t believe I’ve been here myself since January 2015, where did the time go?

This reminds me of my last day in the office, the events that day are etched into my brain.  My boss called me into his office and said he couldn’t believe I was really quitting.  (I’d given my notice a month before, shortly after Thanksgiving.)

He said “You’re not retiring, where are you going?  Highmark?  PNC Bank?”  Nope.  He said “How can you retire, I’m older than you and I can’t retire.  I make more money than you, I probably save more than you.”   I said I did more than save my money, I invested it.

When I left Len’s office, Steve asked what happened in there and I told him.  Steve said “Do you really have enough to retire?”   I said I hoped so.  I had no problem telling him what I had, we often compared notes when it came to investing.

I said “I have $223,000 in a personal stock portfolio, and $15,000 in the bank.  If I can live on $25-27,000 a year, and don’t fall in love with any black widows or get catfished by online romance scammers, I’m hoping that money can last 10 years.  Then I can start spending down my retirement fund, and I’ll have social security too.”

Steve said “Let’s set up a spreadsheet to see how long your non-retirement stocks last” and came up with the simple excel below.  He said it looked like I’d be down to $4,500 by January 2025.

According to this I should be starting January 2024 with $29,367 remaining in my portfolio but it’s quite the opposite; I don’t want to say how much, but I’ve got more now than what I started with in 2015.  How is that even possible?  I guess Steve’s 3% growth estimate was too conservative, and nothing beats the magic of reinvesting dividends, capital gains & a seven year bull market. 

If I could give a person under the age of 40 some advice, I’d tell them to do more than stick their money in the bank.  Invest it.  You don’t even have to know what you’re doing; go to Vanguard, Fidelity, Charles Schwab—open an account, find a mutual fund that invests in the S&P 500, buy shares of that fund.  Buy shares monthly or when you can afford it.  Do this for 20 years.  You’re done.

So why do I almost feel guilty for having what I do?  No one gave it to me, I saved for thirty years and instead of buying a home, put it in stocks instead.   A friend and former classmate of mine wants to retire this year, but doesn’t have a lot besides their social security and a small pension.  At least she owns her home, and her mortgage is paid in full.  Can she do it?  I very much hope so.

I have a one bedroom apartment I’ll be paying rent on forever, yet I still feel like I have more than my fair share.  I was talking to another friend and relating all of this, and she said it sounded like “money shame”.  I said I’d never heard of it, she said it’s the feeling of shame you get for having too much or too little money.

It’s not like I’m a millionaire, but if I continue living the way I’ve been living for the last 30 years, I’m pretty much set.  There’s nothing wrong with that, right?  Isn’t that the goal here?

Maybe I retired a little too early than my subconscious liked, but better too early than too late.  I’m just glad Steve & Cindy are enjoying living in Retirement Town.

Saturday, July 16, 2022

Did you know what you wanted to do when you grew up? I did—with a little help

I was going through a shoebox of old photos recently and found this picture of yours truly, from October 1993.  I was 32 years old and probably the happiest I’d ever been in my life. 

I was a software developer for the Department of Aging in Allegheny County.  I started there October 16, 1988 (on my Grandma Morris’ 75th birthday) and was only supposed to be there for 6 months, but wound up working for Aging for 9 years. 

Loved the office, loved the people, and most importantly, loved my work.

If someone had told me just a couple years prior “you’re going to be living in Pittsburgh, working at a government agency and developing Managed Care software for 40-50 caseworkers” I never would’ve believed it. 

Prior to the start of my IT career, I’d been asked 3 times (that I can remember) what I wanted to do with my life, and computers never came to mind.

In third grade, before we moved to the country and still lived in town, my teacher Mr. Porter asked us to write an essay on who we thought we’d be in the year 2001.  (He’d recently seen 2001: A Space Odyssey and couldn’t stop talking about it.  Plus he was awesome.)  I wrote that I’d be 40 years old, probably married with 4 kids.  I was going to be a Methodist minister & cartoonist.  My dad had two jobs (a coal shaft engineer and musician) so I would too.

In the fall of 1978, my senior year of high school, our guidance counselor Mr. Titus met with me to discuss my future and asked if I had plans to go to college and what I wanted to do.  When I told him I’d been giving a lot of thought to teaching, maybe math, he said “No no no… we’ve got a glut of teachers already.  You want to work with numbers, go into accounting.  That’s where all the money is.  Got it?  Good.”

I did pursue Accounting in college but dropped out after one year, it just wasn’t me.  I remember in the early 1980s, seeing a news segment on the shortage of teachers in America, particularly in math & science and got my first real lesson in life; listen to yourself first.  Corny but true.

The third time I was asked was in the spring of 1986.  Dr. Jane (my dentist) talked me into meeting with Bill Lewis, a counselor she knew at the Office of Vocational Rehabilitation.  When he asked if I had any idea what I’d like to do with myself, I said no, but I’d spent the last 6 years selling lumber & gardening supplies for $4.15 an hour and knew I didn’t want to do that.

He recommended we travel to Pittsburgh so I could take something called the ASVAB, a battery of tests the military gave their recruits to determine their strengths & weaknesses vocation-wise.  Afterwards, Mr. Lewis said “Have I got news for you!” and I said “What, I’m in the Army now?”  He laughed and said “No Douglas, I know what you’re meant to do.”  I said “Radar repairman?”  and he said “Computers.” 

I told him I didn’t think I’d be good at repairing computers, and he said “Not repairing them; computer programming.”  I was terrified, I’d never been near one.  But I loved Star Trek, that show was full of computers and frankly that’s where I got the courage to return to school in a special 2 year college program in Computer Science.  It didn’t take long to know I’d found my calling.

All of this comes to mind as recently my sister Shawn has been going with my 17 year old niece Sophia to visit colleges.  (Sophia will be a senior this year.)  Shawn said that Sophia had initially wanted to pursue teaching, but now wasn’t sure.  Who can blame her?  How many people know what they want to do at the tender age of 17? 

I’m sure there’s a few out there who can say yes, they DID know—our own brother Duke announced he was going to be a lawyer on his 13th birthday, and he became one too. 

As for people like me…. a little help along the way certainly helped.

Good Luck, Sophia

                                 

Thursday, April 14, 2022

People come and go so quickly here, don’t they

I hesitate sharing this right now, for a couple of reasons.  First, my heart just feels very heavy.  Second, it’s been too soon.  Third, I don’t want a friend’s death to be viewed as an opportunity to have a new blog-post.

At the same time… I’m having trouble keeping quiet about it too.  Someone I know, Candace Merriman, died on Monday, April 11.  It wasn’t an accident, but it was unexpected.  She’d only been sick for a month before things took a turn for the worse.

For some reason, it’s hard coming to terms with this.  Candace was funny, feisty and VERY smart.  She was six months younger than me, and one of the first people I worked with when I joined UPMC Health Plan 22+ years ago. 

After I retired in 2015, she was one of three people I stayed in touch with.  Not as much as I have with the other two, but we still exchanged notes in our birthday & Christmas cards, and when Trump was in office we had some very long phone chats.

When I first met Candace in 2000, she was a manager with a nice office and a cool bubble gum machine on her desk.  I was assigned to work with her on a series of healthplan member reports for Heinz Foods. 

A couple years later, my boss announced Candace was stepping down as manager and joining our IT team as a business analyst.  She’d be in the desk in front of mine.  On her first day, she said “Hi Doug!” and I said “I can’t process this, I’m too used to seeing you as a superior, not an equal.”  She said “Why does that have to change?”

That was Candace—everything came with a sly smile and twinkle in her eye!

Over the years, sitting in such close proximity, I learned a lot about her life as she did mine.  I remember in 2007, the day after The Big Bang Theory debuted on CBS, she asked me what I thought of the premiere episode.  When I told her I hadn’t seen it and had no intention of watching the show, she said “But Doug!  The show was created just for you!  I swear to God I’m going to lose it if you don’t watch the next episode!”

She was right, I fell in love with it and we discussed every episode for years.

I’m sorry, I could go on & on about a hundred little things.  I do want to say this—I’ve never liked getting advice from anyone, but I did ask for it on several occasions from Candace and she never steered me wrong.  The stock portfolio in my retirement account… she helped me choose them.  Our boss, notorious for ignoring much of what we had to say, often came to her desk for her input as well.

I know a close one’s death always seems unfair, but Candace and her husband John had just sold their home on the Southside for a wonderful house outside of the city.  He had recently retired, and Candace (who would’ve turned 60 on Friday) was still working but planning to retire soon as well.  

Candace, I will miss you for a long, long time.

 

Monday, March 29, 2021

Chen’s Red Shoes & other Asians I’ve known

For as long as I’ve lived at my address, I’ve known an Asian man (more specifically, Chinese) who lives here too, but I’m unsure which floor he’s on.  He’s younger than me by 10-15 years, but we’re the same height & build (5’8” and chubby) and I share that because I wonder if that’s the reason he’s so friendly with me.  He always greets me the same way—“Haha, hey!  Hi!” like we’re old acquaintances who haven’t seen each other for awhile. 

Let me think… should I know him from somewhere?  Nope, I don’t think so!

Friday I was coming home from a dental appointment, feeling pretty… relaxed from the Valium my doc gave me, when I saw my Chinese man outside.  He was holding an iphone in one hand and a cigarette (yuk) in the other, and was wearing the reddest pair of Adidas shoes I’ve ever seen.  He saw me and waved, and I thought of the recent ugly headlines of attacks on Asian Americans, so instead of just waving back I approached him and said “Hey there!  I like your shoes!” 

He smiled and nodded at me, but I could see the confusion in his eyes.  Maybe he didn’t speak a lot of English?   I pointed down at his feet and said “Very cool!” and gave him a thumbs up, and I think this time he got it, because he said “Hank you!!”  I said “I’m Doug!”  and he said “Chen!” and we just stood there nodding and smiling.  I said “Well… bye!” and came inside.  He followed me in, and as I checked my mail he said “Doug!” and held up his phone.  On it’s screen was a pair of his red shoes, on a website called Zappos. 

I thanked him, but yikes—they were priced at $94.00!

I read recently that Asians make up 60% of the people on our planet; how is it that I can count on two hands the number of them I’ve known in my life personally?  Growing up in my hometown of Waynesburg PA, there wasn’t an Asian in my school to be found.  Come to think of it, we didn’t even have a Chinese restaurant until I’d moved away!  The only Asian I knew back then was Mrs. Livingston, a Japanese woman who helped raise a widower’s son on The Courtship of Eddie’s Father.

“Mister Eddie Father not come home for dinner again?  Little Eddie need more than nourishment to grow up and be a man.  He need… his father!” 

Not including the Asians I know online (bloggers Kay of Musings and Gigi-Hawaii), I’ve gotten to know probably 10 Asians total in my years in the city.

A few of them instantly come to mind like Gao Y., a Chinese woman I worked with in 1989 at my first IT job in Pittsburgh.  Her husband was a professor at nearby Pitt University, and she only moved here from Beijing a few years earlier (yet spoke English fluently).  She gave me ‘lunch lectures’ on everything from where to buy soup downtown to what type of girl I should marry.  And then there was Ping C., a VERY petite Japanese coworker in her fifties who sat “over the wall” from me.  She ate things like raw eel or octopus wrapped in seaweed everyday for lunch, and one time when I called out “Ping, can’t you eat something that doesn’t smell like mildew?” she cackled and said “Just wait!  I’m going to live to be 200 and show you all!” 

I very much believed it. 

But I’d have to say my favorite was Andy H., a Vietnamese man I met my first day on the job at UPMC Health Plan in November 2000.  He was considerably younger than myself, and his business attire was the same as his sense of humor—VERY sharp.  He loved to taunt you, but it was all in good fun; Andy didn’t have a mean bone in his body.

He called me Doug-Luss or White-Boy (when we were alone), and he’d come to my desk on Fridays and say things like “What are you doing this weekend white boy, sitting in front of your tv for 2 days and eating cereal?  I’m taking my wife to best steakhouse in town—then picking up our NEW MERCEDES SUV on way home!”

A couple years ago when I saw Crazy Rich Asians, all I could think of was Andy  Smile

One time in early 2001, when “political correctness” was all the rage in the corporate sector, UPMC was offering torturous 3 hour training classes throughout the week on being PC.  You weren’t required to attend unless your manager asked you to, but Andy chose to go one morning to score points with our boss. 

After Andy was through, he came over to my desk and told me if I knew what was good for me, I’d attend the next session.  I joked back “I’m already the most pc worker in this office, go sit your commie ass down.”  Not TWO seconds later, our manager came around the corner and Andy said “Len—did you hear what this white boy just said to me!” 

Len said to Andy “What did you just say?”  Andy said “I SAID, did you hear what this—I mean Doug-Luss” and Len stopped him.  He asked “When’s the next PC training?”  and Sarah (who sat one row over) told him that afternoon.  Len said “Andy you’re going.”  Andy said “But I just GOT BACK from one!” and Len said “Then maybe this time you’ll listen!” 

After Len walked away, we all had a good laugh—even Andy, who swore he’d get his revenge. 

Hmm, I want to look money like Andy--maybe I’ll buy Chen’s pricey red shoes after all!

 

 

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Obama 1, Trump 0: Happy Thanksgiving from a bit poorer, bit relieved ApacheDug

2018 premiums notice

A few weeks ago (right before my birthday)  I received this ominous letter from my health insurer;  I’d been expecting some bad news, as enrollment time was almost here and the Führer (a.k.a. Trump) had ended the payouts to health insurance companies.  He claims they were extortion payouts, all I know is 1) he’s full of shit & lies 2) they’ve kept insurance affordable for people like me on silver plans.

Anyway, the letter said that as of January 1, my monthly insurance premium, even after my ACA subsidy, was increasing to 5 times its current amount.  5 times.

I sat on it a few days, not telling anyone but privately panicking inside.  Various news sites reported that on the bright side, silver plans had increased in price so much that for the same money you could now enroll in a gold plan instead.  Big deal!  That’s like telling someone they can now buy a $32,000 Rolex GMT watch for $8,000, the same price as a Rolex Submariner--it doesn’t make either any more affordable!

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My 2017 premium is $62.39; effective January 1, it’s $327.86 

So of course I visited the Healthcare.gov site to see what else was available, saw I could get a more affordable bronze plan (if I didn’t mind paying my PCP $100 a visit, $350 for a trip to the ER and shelling $10,000 out-of-pocket before my insurance even kicked in) and decided enough was enough.   I contacted the good folks at Healthcare and I gotta say… I love this agency and no I’m not being a wiseguy.  I’ve always gotten a caring, helpful voice (and they’ve available year round, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week).  I explained my situation, said I couldn’t risk going with a bronze plan (as I’d spent the last 16 months seeing umpteen doctors & visiting the emergency room 5 times for issues with kidney stones & TMJ) and the woman on the phone said "Douglas… come to one of our offices, let’s get an assistor to help you enroll in a more affordable plan.”  

She gave me 3 locations to pick from:  Christian Health Alliance on the Northside, Planned Parenthood downtown (er….)  and a satellite office near UPMC on Hot Metal Street on the Southside.  What the—when she asked if I was familiar with any of these sites, I sure was.  I’d just been to that UPMC facility in June, for employee orientation for a job I had less than 2 weeks.

I know, I know… I couldn’t help but think if I’d kept that job, I wouldn’t have to worry about any of this right now. 

newid1 (2)“Doug, what happened?  I thought you were anxious to go back to work!”

I thought so too, and was thankful for the opportunity, but it wasn’t an IT position, my heart wasn’t into learning the business side of things and I didn’t want to waste anymore of their time.  If I ever try this again, I’d want something more IT-related for sure.  Well, either that or some stockboy gig

Anyway—long story short—I went back to the Southside the day before yesterday,  met with a wonderful lady named Maya and am now enrolled in a plan for 2018 for around $88.00 a month.  It’s still 25 bucks more than what I’m currently paying, I’m going to have to tighten my money belt some more, but it sure beats $327.00. 

So I’m thankful for that, and a hundred other things of course—I’m just taking things day by day right now, tired of worrying, tired of wondering what tomorrow brings.  I elected not to go anywhere for Thanksgiving this year, in fact was just going to get a pizza--but ran out last night and bought a split turkey breast right before the market closed.  (I’m anxious to know how it turns out, I’m 56 years old and this is my first time cooking this type of bird!)

I know it’s been awhile since I’ve written, and even longer since I’ve tried to share anything funny or remotely interesting, I just need to get my groove back.  For now, just thought I’d pop on here & talk a little while waiting for dinner.

Speaking of pops, the red one on my turkey breast just popped—time to eat!  Happy Thanksgiving Smile

Monday, January 16, 2017

Like the man says: get back... get back to where you once belonged

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Last night, I had the good fortune of having a long phone chat with my old (and once upon a time) very good friend Don.  The last time we’d spoken was in December 2012; the time before that was when we met up for dinner in the summer of 2009, and the time before that was in 2007, when he’d just turned 55 and told me he was quitting his IT job with PNC Bank in pursuit of early retirement.

My former office at UPMC

I first met Don way back in 1990, when I landed my first IT job as a computer consultant for the Dept of Aging.  We were put on the same project, but I was fresh out of school and a complete newbie; Don was 11 years older and forced to deal with someone with a lot of questions!

But we seemed to hit it off right away.  We were both loners of sorts and enjoyed, worried & fumed about the same things.  (We’d often sit in Arby’s or Roy Rogers yelling at each other—“this isn’t healthy!”)  Besides lunches and chats in the office, we’d get together every couple weeks, see a movie, have a late dinner and rant to one another on what was wrong with our company, the government, society, ourselves…. man those were some good times!

Don pays me a visit in my new apartment in Bellevue, 1995

Our get-togethers got less often after Don met & married his wonderful wife Patti in 2000; by then we were on different contracts and different companies.  But we still managed to meet for lunch once a week to complain about our respective out-of-shape selves & catch each other up on the latest.  (It just occurred to me that we were never big on email… haha)

So last night, after giving Don a brief run-down on what’s been going on in my neck of the woods, he said “Doug—wait ‘till you hear what’s been happening with me!”  He told me his early retirement was just that—too early.  “Doug the first year was great!  But I don’t play golf, I don’t have any hobbies… there’s only so much tv you can watch or walks you can take… after the second year I was so bored, I’d had it!”   I sat here nodding my head, I got it.  He then went on to tell me about finding some part-time work: a bookstore, Macy’s, even one where he drove to various supermarkets to set up cookie displays!  But they were all minimum wage & too physically demanding, and after a year he was back to his old retired self.  

When I told Don I was sorry things didn’t work out, he said “well… it took awhile, but they did.  Guess what I’m doing now—I’m back to computer programming!”  After he gave me the run-down on his current gig, he said “I think you’re on the same path I was on, and if you don’t mind me giving you some advice… I know you’re dealing with that TMJ, so get yourself better.  Then I’d suggest you get back to Pittsburgh.  I think it’s where you belong.  If you don’t want to work and don’t have to, that’s your choice, but I think you could easily find another IT job downtown.”

I thanked Don for our long chat and his words of wisdom, and we promised to talk again in two weeks.  (I really hope we do.)  The truth is, as I’ve recently told others, I’ve been feeling out-of-sorts and homesick for my former life in the city.  I’m not sorry I moved back to my hometown… at the time it felt right.  But I left here nearly 30 years ago and I’m not the same Doug I was then.  I’d like to think I’m the one in that picture at the top.  I need to find him again.

Original Painting entitled The Red Man in Journey Native American Art Native American Paintings Painting Santa Clara Pueblo Helen Hardin Tsa-Sah-Wee-Eh Little Standing Spruce

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Well, it’s been six months since I made parole... no wait, make that seven

Mc400 is the new black

First things first—if this is the first time you’re visiting my blog, I bet I know what you’re wondering;  This guy must be a really big fan of ‘Orange is the New Black’.  Haha, yes!  I just finished Season 3 and I’m ready to add it to “ApacheDug’s Top Ten TV Shows of All Time”, it’s THAT good. 

Okay, I’m not REALLY on parole (but for some reason, it does feel like it).  It’s just that my 20 year sentence of hard labor at UPMC was cut short six months ago and I was reminded of that fact today during the final OITNB episode.  An inmates ID number gets switched accidentally in the computer system with another who is set for release.  When they hand the wrong inmate a pile of civilian clothes and a bus ticket, does she say “Oh wait, this isn’t my prison id number”?  

Hell no!  She says “Thanks it’s been real” and vamooses!

Hours later, after the prison admins have realized their blunder and go to the bus depot where she was dropped off to begin their search, they find her still sitting there.  The warden asks her why she didn’t get on a bus.  She says “I had no place to go.”   He says “Then why’d you leave??”

She gives him a “duh” look and reminds him she really had no choice.

That’s pretty much how I felt last December, when I was shown two doors & one of them said DO EVEN MORE and the other said EXIT.  Did I have an exit plan in place?  Yes, but not for this date.  Was I emotionally & financially ready to go?  Not really. 

But what choice did I have?  I vamoosed.

Anyway, I suppose that scene at the bus depot just struck a nerve or something.  I’m not looking to go back to prison work anytime soon, but I suppose I am wondering what I’m going to do with the rest of this so-called life.  

Wondering… not worrying!  There’s a huge difference.   Smile

lazyindian

Monday, February 2, 2015

No Cap’n Crunch for you! Just another reason why I miss my work-bag

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Earlier today after walking up the street to mail some letters, I thought I’d stop in at my local Rite-Aid to pick up some items.  When I stepped inside, the first thing I saw was a big display of Cap’n Crunch cereal (which always brings a smile to my face) beneath a sign that said the magic words:  BUY ONE GET ONE FREE.

Okay, I know eating this stuff is akin to sitting on my couch with a 5 lb bag of sugar and a spoon, but it’s still my favorite cereal of all time and gosh it’s probably been a couple years since I’ve had a bowl.  I put all thoughts of soap & shampoo aside, and plunked two boxes on the counter.  The woman behind the register put down her sandwich (she’s always eating something) and asked me if there was anything else.  Nope.  She said “I need your Rite-Aid card.”  I said “Eh?”  and she said “I can’t give you the free box without your card.”

I didn’t have it.  She told me to check my wallet—I told her I don’t carry one.  She said “Well, you always come in here with one.” NO LADY I DON’T, that’s my bus-pass holder, and that’s back in my apartment, in my work-bag!  (I didn’t tell her that, I just said thanks & I’d try again later.)  She said “We’ll be here!”  Yeah, I figured as much!

I MISS THAT WORK-BAG.  I mean—I miss having a legitimate reason to carry it around with me.  When I was working, I often did my errands—Hallmark, Rite-Aid, the post office—after leaving the office, before heading home.  So I pretty much went everywhere with that Land’s End bag strapped over my left shoulder.  Now when I walk up the street to my town’s business district, I need to pat myself down to make sure I haven’t forgotten something.   I’m about THISCLOSE to getting a fanny-pack, maybe I’ll make them an “in thing” again and yes I know, they were never an in-thing to begin with.  Annoyed

It always mystified me a little, the reaction I occasionally got in the office from that bag at my desk.  Never from another guy, always from the women.  “You carry this around just for show?” or “your laptop in there?” or “all you need is your keys, why don’t you use your pockets like Steve?” or “I bet you don’t keep any work in there” and once I even heard this:  “So what’s in there anyway, your makeup and tampons?” 

That just reminded me, I’ve yet to empty the thing—I’ve left it by my front door since my final workday a little over a month ago, in case I got called back to active duty or something.   I guess now’s as good a time as any to see what’s in there.

The contents of ApacheDug’s workbag—REVEALED

  1. The actual bag 
  2. Totes umbrella 
  3. Pat Transit schedule (to shake & jab a finger at when the bus was late) 
  4. Work-notes and calculator  (my job was pricing—I did a lot of calculating)
  5. Connect Card (for bus) & hey, no Rite-Aid card!
  6. Kleenex, hand sanitizer, Advil & Halls cough drops 
  7. That’s no bow tie, it’s my clip-on sunglasses in their little bag
  8. Grandpap’s coin-purse (hey, that thing came in handy) 
  9. ABC Movie of the Week Companion (which gives nifty plot synopses for every made-for-tv movie in the 1970s) 
  10. Sony MP3 player 
  11. pens 
  12. gum, breakfast bar & Lil’ Debbie oatmeal cream pie (in case there’s nothing to snack on in the office) 
  13. comb 
  14. earmuffs (my last day of work was only 20 degrees, y’know)

I’d like to say in my defense, I made good use of all this stuff—it’s not like I drove to work like some of my former coworkers, I took the bus & it was a 35-40 minute ride to & from downtown… and that was on a good day!  So compared to some of those other commuters carrying shopping bags, duffel bags & knapsacks, I considered myself a light traveler.  

Oh and by the way… I found that Rite-Aid card.  I had it with me the whole time!

Saturday, January 17, 2015

A month, a week and a day (well, give or take) since I quit my job—what’s up?


Well, I’m not sure where to begin… where has the time gone since my last post.  I really do mean that.  It seems that I’ve spent the bulk of my life either waiting for the weekend, or the last day of school, or for holiday break, or graduation, and time always seemed to drag on (especially at the office last month after I handed in my notice). 

And now here I am, closing in on my sixth week since I left UPMC and I honestly couldn’t tell you what I’ve done with the time off.  Sat here a little shell-shocked, I suppose.  I recently watched this French animated film where a near-sighted girl sings ’when it comes to life, I prefer the blur’.  Sounds good to me.

Last Sunday, my friend (and former coworker) Danielle paid a visit and treated me to breakfast at the Rusty Nail, a local restaurant up the street from my apartment.  It sure was terrific seeing her again—we’ve kept in touch pretty regularly since I left my job, but this was the first time I’ve seen her since then.


Dani’s visit to my bachelor pad—she made my little place feel pretty special, fussing over framed photos and things

Anyway, as much as I’ve enjoyed turning into a 200+ lb. sloth (shaving can be such a chore) I must admit, for some perverse reason, I stilll miss my job.  Well, parts of it. 

A week or so ago, I sat here one night reading an SQL tutorial on nesting logic and thought “I’d like to try this out on my Medicaid pricing routine!”  I guess some things are hard to let go.  I still dream about the workplace too… last night I dreamt I had just gotten out of bed & came into my livingroom, and one of the former pricing specialists I worked with (Galina, a stout Russian woman) was sitting on my couch holding a list of updates needing done.  Ironically, she was wearing a very patriotic red, white & blue satin jacket—what gives, she’s Russian!

My only regret so far is something I posted on Facebook on my final day in the office.  “After 15 years, I’ve decided to leave UPMC in pursuit of a life of leisure”.  It was actually a bit of sarcasm (given the reason why I was leaving), but most of my non-UPMC friends didn’t know that, and in the hour or so it took for me to realize that & take it down, I got 50 people wishing me a happy retirement.  I’m still hearing it.  For the record, until I’m more comfortable with things, it’s ‘voluntary unemployment’.

Are you still reading, waiting for me to get to the good stuff?  I’m sorry!  I’m still trying to figure out if I can swing this indefinitely, and even if I can, is that what I really want?  It’s funny, up until a month or so ago I was telling anyone who would listen what an old man I am, waiting until social security kicks in, and now I’m thinking I have no business sitting on this couch & watching life go by… gosh I’m still in my early fifties!

Well, on that hopeful note I’m going to close this up & go find something to do.  I just wanted to get something out there, and remind people (and myself) I still have a voice.  A week or so before my grand exit at UPMC, Danielle joked that I would soon become obscure.  I thought ‘the sooner the better’, but now I’m not so sure.

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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Kiss today goodbye, and point me towards tomorrow… I did what I had to do

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Man, I’ll just come right out and say it. I quit my job. As anyone who reads my blog knows, I’ve been dreaming/planning/plotting this move for a couple years now, so you’d think I’d be a happy Doug—in all honesty though, it was a couple years too soon for me.

I just felt like I didn’t have a choice.

I don’t want to go into a lot of boring detail here (besides, my poor family & friends have already had to suffer through the story again and again). In a nutshell, awhile back I was told I’d be assuming new responsibilities in addition to my current workload. Okay, where was the support (or backup at least) I’d been requesting for years? It was never coming, and now this. It was just too much for my brain (and nerves) to handle.

So on Monday, November 17 I talked to my manager & informed him I’d been planning to leave in a year or so anyway—but if I had to take on this additional work, I’d probably exit sooner. At first he suggested if the new stuff was given to someone else, would I stay a year and properly train my replacement.  It sounded like a win-win for both of us, but HIS boss was not okay with this plan.  I handed in my resignation. End of story.

(When I gave him a month’s notice, he said “you’re not required to give more than 2 weeks, you know.”  I told him he’d better take the whole month.  I truly believe he doesn’t have a clue of everything I do.) 

byedani

My good friend & coworker Danielle; that’s my buddy Steve in the background 


The last couple weeks have been a surreal, bittersweet experience. My friend Steve (who sat right behind me) treated me to a pricey lunch at the Carlton ($60.00 for one meal!) and even promised another one there if I came back! (I would never hold him to that, but I love the guy.)  A few days later my team took me to an upscale lunch at the Bigelow Grille, and presented me with a card and $300.00 in cash. I admit it, I’m a big drama boy & choked up when I read all the kind wishes in the card (above, click on it to see full-size). I sure am going to miss these guys.

So… now what?  I’m still a couple years or so away from reaching my early retirement goal, and even THAT estimate was based on me living on a real budget.  But truth be told, I’m just not up to looking for anything new right now.   I worked at UPMC 15 years—never had a week off—so for now I’m just going to enjoy this freedom for what it is.
 

            Well if I can get over missing everybody—take care, guys
byeeveryone

Saturday, November 1, 2014

My birthday may be over, but the party is just getting started (fingers crossed)



Sometimes it’s tough to come up with an opening line here. (Especially when you’re not sure what all you’re planning on sharing, until you start writing it.)  In a nutshell, this was a good week.  I may dislike my job (ok that goes without saying) but I’m grateful I have it, along with a great bunch of coworkers.

For example, here are two gifts from my friends (and teammates) Kathy & Danielle.  They not only gave me a couple of cool thingamabobs (a miniature Walton’s House and a 1970’s tv that lights up and plays the Brady Bunch theme), they wrapped both of ‘em in handmade “Daryl from The Walking Dead” wrapping paper!

If that ain’t love, I don’t know what is.

  
My coworker Karan’s birthday is the day before mine, so we celebrated together with a giant “ice cream” cake covered in oreos; here’s Karan, enjoying his slice

Two other coworkers (Gwen & Candace) bought me lunch (a ridiculously expensive pizza covered in string onions... heh) and our team-leader Jamie gave me a $30 gift card from Amazon with a talking Spock that says “Annihilation Jim. Total, complete & absolute annihilation.”  Like I said, a swell group of people.

And to top things off, last night I did my customary “weekly check-in” with the stock market (to update the Retirement-Date on my blog) and couldn’t have asked for a better way to end a birthday. MONEY!

Okay not exactly money, but unrealized gains!!!


It’s one thing to jump for joy after a day with good returns, but this has been going on ALL WEEK—my portfolio balance has recovered almost all of it’s prior losses. I wonder how long the good times will roll?

(At least if we suffer another round of downturns, we’ll be starting out from the top again!)

And so I’m left wondering what my next move here will be. I’ve been saving my money & pinching those pennies, and open enrollment is starting in a couple weeks for Obamacare.  What many people don’t realize, you can’t just apply for it year ‘round—unless you’ve had a drastic change in lifestyle that was NOT OF YOUR CHOOSING, Nov-Jan is your 2-3 month window of opportunity for affordable healthcare.  And if I let that window close again this year, I’ll have to wait until next November to plot my escape?

So, I need to consider my options, including something a close friend (who shall remain nameless, as she’s a coworker) said to me:  “Do you want to cut a few corners and go now, or save some more money and have a really shitty year doing it?”

I’ve got a lot of thinking to do.

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Sunday, March 16, 2014

The Insect Queen, and other things that shouldn’t be flying over my head

 

Once upon a time, in the town of Smallville (home of Superboy) Lana Lang was in the woods behind her house picking wildflowers when she came upon a curious sight:  a six-limbed spaceman trapped under a fallen tree.

“Oof! You’re free now, sir!” exclaimed Lana as she struggled to lift the tree trunk off the alien.  To show his appreciation, he gave Lana a mysterious ring before taking off in his corny spaceship.

Soon, Lana discovered that the ring gave her special insect powers, and using “stretchy materials” she sewed a sexy superhero costume, complete with mask.  Long live the Insect Queen!

Shortly thereafter said event, Lana used her new powers to transform into a “Bee Girl” to rescue an armored truck.   Superboy comes to the rescue—“I heard there was trouble with the money shipment… HUH???”  Lana (in her elaborate guise) says “Too late Superboy, it’s been taken care of by the Insect Queen!  Ta ta!”

 As she flies away, a flummoxed Superboy thinks “Who is this Insect Queen?  Of course I could use my x-ray vision to look underneath her mask, but that wouldn’t be… er, cricket!”

I was around 8-9 years old when I first read this story, and I remember wondering why Superboy used such a curious word, what did it mean?  After looking it up in the dictionary:  cricket (krik-it): fair play; honorable conduct.

Now I remember this well, because a couple days later I brought said book with me to school, for my speech class.  (I had problems with the “S” sound and a slight stutter, and met with a ‘speech instructor’ every Wednesday.  He’d have me read aloud to him, and encouraged me to bring in my favorite books—so I brought in comic books, which he seemed to get a big kick from.)  So when I read this story to him (using different voices for the cast of characters, naturally) I stopped and asked Mr. Branthill if he knew that “cricket” also meant honorable conduct, and how I had to look it up & why did Superboy pull that particular word out of his hat.  Branthill said “Well, cricket’s an insect too… like Lana Lang in her bug costume” and I wanted to slap myself.  How the HELL did that fly over my head??

I shared all that, because in the last few days I’ve been somehow missing the obvious and everything’s been buzzin’ right over my brain like that Insect Queen.  Thursday in the office, a few of the women in my group were laughing over ‘Ballroom Jeans’ and just couldn’t get over their concept.  I asked “what are ballroom jeans?” and Gwen said “they have a gusset, Doug!” and Candace sent me this video:

Hmm… they looked pretty roomy, I said I wanted a pair.   Candace asked me if I’d wear ‘em to work and crouch in them too.  I said I would.  I walked back to our coworker Julie’s desk & asked her if she heard the women up front laughing over “the jeans with the elastic crotch” and then I said “So why do they call ‘em ballroom jeans?  Are they designed for line and square-dancing?  Ballroom sounds kinda formal for jeans, don’t you think?” and as Julie raised an eyebrow at me, it hit me.  Aargh!!!  It’s Superboy & his cricket all over again!

Okay I know this isn’t exactly newsworthy stuff, but it happened again the next day, and the day after that.  On Friday, another department contacted OUR department, and reported ‘invalid adjustment codes’ were showing up on claims.  My service-call shift had just ended that morning, and I thought “glad I don’t have to worry about THAT” and sent it off to my team-lead to investigate. 

(Of course, right around the same time I realize I’M the one who manages those adjustment codes & the invalid ones were MY doing, I get a call from that other department asking why I handed it off to someone else—“I’M ON IT, OKAY!?”)

And finally, on Saturday as I’m getting a haircut & doing my customary lament about my thinning mane, I notice this older gentleman shuffling past the shop’s front window.  I’ve seen him around town for as long as I can remember, he walks with a slight hunch and wears a 1984 ski jacket year-round.  I ask Angie (the woman who cuts my hair) if she saw him too, and how is it that he still has such a full head of hair. 

She says “You mean that old man with the tacky wig?  Oh Doug, you didn’t really think…”

I ADMIT NOTHING.   

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

The woman at the bus stop, and other people you don’t know

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When you ride the bus, and see many of the same people every day, you get to “know” them over time, or at least you imagine you do.  You see the same faces at the same stops and you begin to form an idea of what type of person these people are.  That man in the suit will fold and refold his newspaper to get the crease just right, look at his watch at regular intervals and frown out the window.  I bet his life is a very orderly one.  You’ll see that young man waiting at the next stop, wearing earphones and bobbing his head up and down, and you know he’ll be patting himself down for his bus card only after he climbs aboard, he’s not worried.

But it’s the same people, wearing the same faces and doing the same thing everyday.  The angry or tired faces are always angry or tired.  That tall, skinny nurse will glance about nervously during the trip downtown just as much tomorrow as today.  There’s the talkers, the sleepers, the readers, the watchers. 

I catch the bus in the morning in front of Lincoln Bakery.  We proceed up Main Street and pick up 3-4 more passengers across from PNC Bank, maybe one or two in front of the laundromat, and then there’s CVS.  It’s at that third stop where the largest number of riders are waiting, and one of them is a short, round young woman.  I’d say 30, 31 tops.  She has straight ash-blonde hair, and (depending on the weather) wears a coat or light jacket that is too short or too tight.  Maybe that’s the fashion, I don’t know.  She wears a troubled face too, she’s one tough looking customer.  

Lincoln-Bakery-BellevueLincoln Bakery, you’ll find me here every morning—waiting for the bus

She wasn’t always tough, though. When she began riding my bus, she always got on with a young man around her age, not much taller than her, a beard & glasses.  He always had a scowl on his face, but this didn’t put her off.  She’d make every effort to sit in a seat near him, and if by chance she got one beside him, she’d lean in during the trip downtown and whisper on occasion, while he stared straight ahead with his poker face and furrowed brow.  They’d ride in silence then, together but not together. 

Our bus would arrive downtown, stop at the Highmark Building, then proceed up Fifth Avenue, stopping again at the corner of Fifth & Wood, then Macy’s, then Mellon Plaza.  The young man exited the bus as quickly as he could and she would be careful to exit behind.  I would still be on the bus (as I get off at the next stop, at US Steel) and I’d watch them as we pulled away.  Sometimes I’d see her make a cautious attempt to approach him on the sidewalk, but he would have none of it.  He wasted no time marching up those steps leading into Mellon Center and hurrying inside, and she would stand there for a moment, as if deciding what to do next before walking alone down Grant Avenue.  I watched this scenario play out over & over again, hoping just once he’d turn and talk to her or just wave bye or something.   

Then a year ago, the young man with the beard disappeared and she began riding the bus alone.  She got on the bus in the morning, scowling, as she made her way to the back.  I noticed she no longer got off at Mellon, but continued riding with the few of us remaining to US Steel, the last stop.  She’d exit the bus and be half a block down the street while I was just standing up.

I see this girl in the evening too.  Our bus stop home is in a different location, up the street from US Steel, beneath an overpass right across from the old Allegheny Jail.  You can get there faster by going beneath the Steel Building, a quick jaunt thru the subway station and up a steep escalator to the street.  It’s a noisy place to wait beneath that overpass, but you’re at the bus’ first pickup (a guaranteed seat) and you’re protected from the elements. There’s usually only one or two people that wait there with us, but I often stand there alone with her, watching the evening crush of cars and people.

We’ve never spoken to one another.  When our bus arrives, I automatically take a step or two back, allowing her to get on first.  She doesn’t look in my direction or say thank you, and I don’t expect her to.

And so today, I told my coworkers I had to leave a couple minutes early, I needed to stop at one of the PAT machines in the subway terminal to add some money to my Riders Card.  I got down there and approached one of the machines, waving my card at the screen (which should produce a bonging sound and a prompt asking how much do I want to add) but nothing happened.  I waved the card at the screen again, again.  Nothing.  Now what?  I stood there for a moment, waiting to see if someone else would try (and if theirs failed too, then it wasn’t me).  And then from around the corner, the girl at the bus stop appeared, hurriedly fishing her PAT card from her purse and went to the machine, waving it at the screen and also getting nothing in return. 

She shook her head in disgust.  I said “Er… it’s not working for me either”.  She looked at me then quietly said “I only have one ride left on mine.”  I said “Me too.”   She said “So what are you going to do?”  I said “I don’t know… mug someone for their card I guess.”  She laughed, and in an instant, I mean in the blink of an eye her face seemed to change.  And I thought Holy smoke, she’s beautiful.  I said “Hey I think I know where there’s another one of these machines, but we’ll have to hurry” and she said okay and followed me thru the terminal (and I said a quick prayer that my memory wasn’t on the fritz.) 

We found it quick enough and I told her to go ahead.  She waved her card and we heard the bong; she turned to me and we smiled at one another.  She added some mileage to her card and waited as I did the same.  We walked thru the terminal at a slower pace now, back towards the escalator that takes us up to outside.  Along the way she said “Yesterday there were fifteen people lined up at that other machine, and this one guy kept saying ‘it’s not working…’ and this guy WAYYY in the back said ‘you numbskull, you don’t know what your’re doing!  Let me up there and I’ll show you how its done!’   Someone said ‘wait your turn!’  but then the next person tried it and it didn’t work for him either, and the ones in line went right on waiting!”  I laughed out loud, and she did too, and I suddenly ached to be 15 years younger. 

Her soft voice and laugh had transformed her, and I suddenly stopped feeling sorry for her and felt sorry for myself instead.   This girl’s a real catch. 

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