ApacheDug digs some strange chicks: Halloween Edition

This is my friend Danielle.  This is her camping with her in-laws (yes, she’s happily married) last October.  It would appear she’s wearing a hockey mask and brandishing a blade of some sort… it looks like a machete.

Why do I like her so much?  Well for starters, this.  She’s also a heathen like myself, but shows more kindness to people & critters than most so-called Christians.  She’s a hot-headed Democrat too, you should hear our phone calls about Trump and those GOPea-brains--whew!

Anyway, I wanted to blog something creepy for Halloween and seeing how that day is also my birthday, make it my own kind of weird.  Danielle’s photo has things off to a good start.

So here we go with a few disturbing videos I’ve come across recently….  I’m sure they’ll leave you scratching your head:  Doug, I don’t see anything so strange here…

Just remember who you’re dealing with 

1.  If I should die before I wake, I pray my soul Youtube won’t take…

I can’t go to sleep at night unless I have my earbuds in and an ASMR video from Youtube playing on my tablet.  (ASMR videos are designed to put you to sleep.) 

Lately a Korean woman feeding snackos to her French bulldog zonks me right out; but sometimes I awaken to another ASMR video, like a young man slowly peeling strips of tape off a microphone.  Autoplay will always surprise you.

Then the other night after I fell asleep, Youtube switched over to this ASMR, causing me to awaken with a jolt.  Why, youtube, why??  Imagine the first couple minutes of this at 3am!

2.  Happy Talk!  Gooey, squishy Happy Talk…

Don’t get me wrong, I love Emma’s Goodies—she nukes mugs full of brownie batter in her microwave and cooks birthday cakes in a skillet on the stovetop like nobody’s business.  But the first time I heard her off camera, it sounded like she couldn’t stop grinning madly while she spoke.  I kept picturing that clown from “It”, if he was a she.  Am I demented?  Maybe, but you’ve got to hear for yourself.

(But I’ve gotta say, her mug pancake here is the best!)

3.  Yes I know they’re the Lennon Sisters but they’re coming to get you

I’ve been in love with this fresh-faced quartet since I first saw ‘em on my grandma’s television in the 1960s.  They’re as wholesome & sweet as cold milk & apple pie.

Then there’s THIS song, and if you listen to the lyrics: Can’t bear to think you’re kissing her, it tortures me the whole night thru; but I won’t take that torture anymore, I’m coming back to you!

Now instead of watching Kathy, Diane, Peggy & Janet singing from the bus stop with those cute hat boxes in their laps, listen to it while looking at Glenn Close here from Fatal Attraction.  Creepy, huh?  Whaddya mean, you’re worried about me?

                     

4.  What do The Exorcist, The Omen & The Lawrence Welk Show have in common?  There was an evil kid in all of them.

Speaking of The Lawrence Welk Show, in 1975 Mr. Welk introduced a new Polish singing group, the Semonski Sisters.  My sister would tease me and say I was in love with ‘em.  Well I was 14 at the time, so yeah--they looked pretty good to me!

EXCEPT ONE.  The one with the sly, evil grin who was their leader; the one with madness in her eyes.  Yes, I’m talking about the youngest Semonski. 

I used to call her the Devil’s Daughter

I liked her sisters though, so I’d focus on them.  And then one awful night, they sang Hot Diggity.  Boom, I was done with them forever.

45 years later, still horrific (I’m kidding)

5.  Some eye of newt—and hair (and I’m talkin’ BIG hair)

Okay, for Halloween’s sake I’m including Jan Terri here.  She’s harmless— it’s her 3 giant-haired backup whatevers you need to watch out for!  Ah the 90’s…

Happy Halloween Everyone