Friday, February 28, 2014

Chapter Three in my Diary of a Fat Man: Death before Dishonor!

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Yes, I know—it’s not pretty.  After I awoke this morning and waddled into the bathroom, I stepped on the scales (morbid curiosity I suppose, haven’t dared to check since Thanksgiving) and came right back out here & posed for this angry selfie.  That’s my favorite Klingon warrior sleep-shirt and I’m not fit to wear it.  I look like a big plate of gagh!  (To you humans, those are fat serpent worms that us Klingons like to chow down on.)

The holidays are over, no more excuses, no more long-winded blogs about finding new inspiration. 

I need to stop talking about it and just DO IT.

GOAL: DROP 25 LBS & BE A KLINGON WARRIOR

Date Weight Gain/Loss Total
Feb 28 238.50 0 0
Mar 07 237.00 -01.50 -01.50
Mar 14 236.00 -01.00 -02.50
Mar 21 237.00 +01.00 -01.50
Mar 28 235.00 -02.00 -03.50
Apr 04 236.00 +01.00 -02.50
Apr 11 236.50 +00.50 -02.00
Apr 18 235.50 -01.00 -03.00
Apr 25 235.00 -00.50 -03.50
May 02 235.00 0 -03.50
May 09 233.00 -02.00 -05.50
May 16 233.00 0 -05.50
May 23 232.50 -00.50 -06.00
May 30 233.50 +01.00 Sad smile -05.00
Jun 06 234.00 +00.50 Sad smile -04.50
Jun 13 235.50 +01.50 Sad smile -03.00
Jun 20 237.00 +01.50 Crying face -01.50
Jun 27 238.50 +01.50 Crying face 0
       
       
       
       

 

HeghwIjjaj nung quvwIjHu! 

(That’s Klingon for “Lose it or else”)

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