Saturday, March 21, 2026

These might be relics now, but I am still the Trek Master

Recently, my friend Margaret from the blog 'Stargazer' posted a photo of a little dog with snarling teeth and a horn on his head, and a black cat wearing a gold Star Trek tunic.  She wrote "It's Trivia Time, does anyone know what Star Trek episode this dog is from?"

It took me 0.02 milliseconds to recognize the dog from the Star Trek episode "The Enemy Within", where a malfunctioning transporter begins beaming things up--twice.  It was a brilliant episode, and a frightening one as well when a duplicate Captain Kirk goes on a violent rampage.

After I responded with my answer, she said "Right!  The black cat is from the episode with Gary Seven, do you remember that one?"

I almost spit up my Romulan ale; did she seriously just ask if I remembered the 1968 episode "Assignment: Earth"??  That would be like asking if I knew the name of the spaceship that Captain Kirk & Mr. Spock flew on!

All joking aside, I am very grateful to have good friends like Margaret from Washington, Jase from Colorado, Roger from Georgia, and Chuck & Robin from Canada who enjoy Star Trek too.

I thought I'd use this as an excuse to show off my Star Trek TV dvd collection.  I told my Trekkie friend Roger recently that given the awfulness of the new show Starfleet Academy, I was streaming Star Trek: Deep Space Nine on Paramount Plus instead.

He said "You should consider buying Deep Space Nine on physical media, DVDs are making a comeback."

I do not believe dvds are making a comeback, but I still almost choked on my Tarkalean tea.  I DO own Deep Space Nine on dvd!  I own all the Trek shows, movies, everything!  I am the Trek Master!

But in a way, Roger is right.  I don't own the "official" episodes of DS9.  When they were first released in 2004, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine was $599.99 for the boxed set.  I couldn't bring myself to pay that much, so I began looking in some pretty shady corners of the internet.  

I found a Chinese company that sold bootlegs of Trek TV shows, and I got all seven seasons of DS9 for $79.00 total. 

The set arrived in these wonderful silkscreen boxes.  I loved their packaging so much, I didn't feel guilty for buying bootlegs.  The discs were high quality, affordable--and even had an option to hear the episodes in Mandarin!

Finally, a couple years before I retired (and was still in my old apartment) I found a graphics website RixGrafix where you could download his artwork and make your own DVD boxes.

I wanted a more uniform option to display my Star Trek dvds, so I downloaded the art for all the Trek series, and printed them at an office supply store on hi-grade paper on my lunch hours.

I bought 50 dvd cases from a DVD container warehouse, and they turned out really nice.  The first picture below is my Star Trek: The Next Generation dvds in their fan art boxes.  

The second photo shows Star Trek: Enterprise, Original Series, Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager.

When you line them up on your shelf, the spines form a spacey Trek collage.  😏


I no longer display them.  When I moved to my new apartment in 2017, I sold or gave away my bookcases, and all of my Trek dvds went into storage.  As long as I can stream them on Paramount, that's where I'll watch them.

Oh and for the record, I went on Amazon last night to see if ST:DS9 was available to purchase, it is.  But unlike that $599 price tag in 2004, they're only $66.00 now.  I'm not buying, but good to know. 

24 comments:

  1. Not a trekkie but I do have collections and know how much joy these bring to you!! I would probably spend the $66 for the duplicate, because I like to accumulate lots of things I don't really need.

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    1. Haha thank you Miss Merry, between you and me I've been considering it. 🙂

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  2. See? I told you I visit the tipi regularly, you didn't give me a reason to comment until now. Hold onto that collection and thanks for the mention. One of the few humans I like, you rub me in a good way Apache. 🖖🖖🖖🖖

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    1. Hi Roger, so nice to get a comment from you! I don't know about all that rubbing business, but I like you very much too ;^) Thanks for stopping by, hope we can talk soon (cough, Orville) :^)

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  3. Hi Doug, we STILL have all of the ST DVD series out on shelves in our rec room. We have been pretty lucky and found a bunch of them at thrift stores, usually never paying more than four or five dollars a season. Currently we are watching the first season of Strange New Worlds. Have a good weekend "❤️

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    1. Robin, that is a prime example of "patience is a virtue"! But I must admit, it stings a little :^) Well, I'm glad to hear someone else is enjoying them. Thanks for sharing my friend ❤️

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  4. I could buy 2 bottles of Wynn’s black label Coonawarra cabernet sauvignon for $66.

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    1. Haha! Peter I don't see myself spending $66 on a box of dvds either, my friend :^)

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  5. HAHA-I'm appalled that I questioned your ST expertise! That was such a fun exchange; I love finding connections with people and especially like finding fellow Trek fans. I own DVDs of all the seasons of the original series and Next Generation. I like having the control of owning the shows; I don't trust streaming services as much. They get rid of shows! This was a great post, Doug!

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    1. Thank you Margaret, I was looking forward to your response on this :^) I figured you owned dvds, I know you're a serious fan and it's one of several reasons why I like you so much and am glad we're friends. Thanks for the kind words here!

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  6. Well, Dug, I'm not a trekkie either, but have collected things over the years. Trying hard not to do that anymore. But I do understand how much joy these little things can bring. (Do like that spacey trek collage) And now watching "The Madison" on Paramount plus. Have you seen it? It's a new series... doesn't get good reviews, but I really like it... so far.

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    1. Thank you Rian, I was hoping you'd chime in (but wasn't expecting it as I know you're not a Trek fan). Trust me, I am past the collecting stuff but I do like that collage, haha. Hey--I'm watching "Madison" too, I was just telling my friend Diana she'd like it. And you're right, the critics have not been kind but I don't care. I just finished Episode 2 where Michelle's daughter gets her butt stung with all those hornets :^)

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  7. Wow Doug, I just have to say, that is impressive!
    Mike TX

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    1. Thank you Mike, I appreciate that! I hope you're well. :^)

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  8. Yes the prices were silly mad early on. I'll admit to having a few items of questionable origin on my shelfs. Although all mine were shows were either never released or ones that were only partially available. I'm a sucker for canceled genre shows.

    I also am often too lazy to climb the stairs and find a disc for something I can just click on. Besides a lot of those early sets were a hassle. I just measured one of my Seasons of Highlander they fold out to 50 inches, until the spine breaks. I'm so glad they got away from the marketing ploy of "On 6 discs!" when everything would have easily fit on 3.

    I remember seeing your Trek spines from when you purchased them. Look mighty good.

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    1. Thanks for sharing your own memories Ken, and I almost forgot I shared these images before in the days of Blammo... when they really mattered. 🙂

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  9. Thanks for the shoutout Doug, that made my day! 😊 I’ve always loved those custom cases you made for your Trek collection, they are a masterpiece! I’ve been trying to watch all of the “NuTrek” that Paramount has been releasing, but so much of it is tough for this old Trek fan to get through. None of it has the feeling of TOS, TNG, DS9, Voyager, or Enterprise. I feel like Trek has already peaked. Luckily, there is so much of the classic Trek to rewatch (even though I’ve seen them all a million times!) that I never get bored. Then there are the movies to throw in there too! Not sure NuTrek will ever hit home for me, so until then, it needs to get off my holodeck lawn! LL&P, my friend! 🖖🏻

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    1. Thank you Jase, and I appreciate what you wrote here--it is exactly how I feel. I've watched Star Trek Discovery, Strange New Worlds... but never enjoyed them like I did in the old "Rick Berman Michael Piller" days. I used to get so excited when it was time to switch to UPN 😊 Anyway thanks again for your friendship Jase, and who know, maybe someday we'll see good Trek again! LL&P to you as well my friend! 🖖🏻

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  10. Hey, Doug! Did you realize William Shatner is 95 years old today? -Karen in Pittsburgh

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    1. Karen, I knew it was coming (his 95th) but I didn't know it was today! Thank you for sharing, I know he had a recent health scare but he just goes on & on :^)

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    2. Here's the BIRTHDAY BOY! - Karen in Pittsburgh
      https://i.postimg.cc/MHSW0FTk/birthday.jpg

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    3. Amazing I love the guy 😊👏

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  11. Doug, I feel like I just witnessed a warp-speed trivia duel—and you didn’t just win, you reprogrammed the transporter while answering.

    0.02 milliseconds? I’m pretty sure Spock just raised an eyebrow somewhere and said, “Fascinating… but improbable.”

    And honestly, asking you if you remember “Assignment: Earth” is like asking Captain Kirk what ship he commands. Somewhere, a redshirt just sighed in disbelief.

    Your DVD saga had me smiling … bootlegged DS9 with optional Mandarin? That’s not piracy, that’s multiversal viewing. You didn’t just collect Star Trek… you curated your own parallel timeline of it.

    Also, printing custom covers on lunch breaks? That’s next-level dedication. Starfleet doesn’t hand out medals for that—but they probably should.

    Even if the collection is now in storage, let’s be honest: you’re not just the Trek Master… you’re the Keeper of the Canon. And if streaming ever fails, we all know who to call … assuming we can reach you before you beam out. 😊 John

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    1. John, this gave me a real chuckle. Thanks my kind friend, you have a real way with words! Live long and prosper good sir 😄🧡🖖

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